### Math Poems

**Zero Factorial**

Man has pondered

Since time immemorial

Why 1 is the value

Of zero-factorial.

**The Mobius Strip**

A mathematician confided

That a Mobius band is one-sided.

And you'll get quite a laugh

If you cut it in half,

For it stays in one piece when divided.

**A Ratio in Rhyme**

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,

plus three times the square root of four,

divided by seven,

plus five times eleven,

equals nine squared and not a bit more.

**A Vector**

A vector

is a scalar

that has been pushed

too far.

**A Circle**

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,

A ring round the moon is pi times d;

But if a hole you want repaired,

You use the formula Pi r squared.

**Infinity**

There was a young man from Trinity,

Who solved the square root of infinity.

While counting the digits,

He was seized by the fidgets,

Dropped science, and took up divinity.

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